My very first In-N-Out Burger was delicious, but nobody ever tells you how bad the fries are.

Worst thing about spending all day at school studying for finals is knowing that even when I’m done, there’s an hour and a half commute home ahead of me, and I get to repeat it all again tomorrow -_-

Just so we’re clear, I’m not the only New Yorker who’s convinced that when he was younger, Dr. Zizmor had such terrible acne that other kids would call him “Zit-More” and that’s why he became a dermatologist, right?

I should have bought it, because you never know when you’re going to need a Jesus tie. Missed Opportunity # 347.