December 2010
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Who has two thumbs and is officially half-way done with law school? This guy!
K: I think one of the kids at the tutoring place knows I like my coworker.
Me: How old are the kids you work with?
K: Like nine or something.
Me: He probably just thinks you're concerned with catching cooties.
K: Word.
Me: Bitches be crawlin' with cooties nowadays. Fucking epidemic style, son.
K: What the fuck?
Me: My bad, I was thinking of zombies.
