January 2012
16 posts
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So this guy comes up to me in CVS as I'm looking...
Random Guy: It's your birthday?
Me: Excuse me?
Random Guy: Is it your birthday?
Me: No. Why would I be buying a card for myself?
Random Guy: Yeah, you're probably too good for that.
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72 minutes of silence for megaupload
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Me: My thumb hurts because I've been overdosing on Super Paper Mario.
J: I played once. Died in the first ten minutes because I said no when they asked me to save the world.
Me: I died once when this bad guy asked me to join him and I was like "Sure, why not."
J: lol
Me: He seemed legit!
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December 2011
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Last final in half an hour.
Panic. Panic panic panic panic.
Dec 13th
Driver stopped at red light: Hey, how do you get to New York City?
Me: Uh, you're in it.
Driver: No, I mean the... you know... The apple!
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Dec 1st
November 2011
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“Like most women, I currently live in a society where violence, harassment and...”
– Tiger Beatdown (via pnasty)
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October 2011
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