Today I decided I was too drained and the weather was too gross for me to go to bar prep, so I would work from home. Today was also the day my brother had to come home early because he ripped his pants in gym class (à la Spongebob). Fantastic.
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How The Zero Weeks Of Paid Maternity Leave In The U.S. Compares Globally
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Entertainment Weekly’s “13 Most Unfortunate TV Characters”
Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad (2008-present)
Outrageous Misfortunes: Estranged from his parents due to his drug addiction; blackmailed into cooking meth with his high school chemistry teacher; kidnapped and nearly killed by an insane drug dealer; had all his belongings stolen; fell through the roof of a Porta-Potty; discovered his girlfriend’s dead body; reduced to living in a crack house; severely beaten by a police officer; forced to murder an innocent man; tricked into again teaming up with Walter White, who may be the devil.The Bottom Line: Poor, poor Jesse might be the only real ”good guy” on Breaking Bad, which makes his tragic life even more upsetting.
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Yes please.
Finally saw the Avengers yesterday. God damn you, Whedon, you do this to me every time…!
Also I graduated law school today. Ugh.
Finally picked my graduation gown up from the floor so I could hang it up and let this stinky motherfucker air out, and I know graduation isn’t for a week but the idea of having to walk around in this ridiculous doctoral gown, tam, and academic hood make me want to throw up.
I got my mother flowers for Mother’s Day (because she complains endlessly if I forget to get her something for a holiday, but also throws out everything I give her), and she complained because I left them in front for her to see instead of giving them to her directly. She said, “I’m not touching those, I don’t know they’re mine” and yelled at my brother when he tried to find a vase for them.
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY I GUESS.
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